August 23, 2009

As you can see, I have packed my suitcase and I'm going to Antarctica, then to South Africa and Mozambique. Don't forget to worry.

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Actually... I'm going to Hawaii and the Congo. You look after my brother and the cat. And really don't forget to worry about me.

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MUUUUUUM!!! I'm taking Tom and Jerry. You won't miss them. And they always wanted to see some islands. Can I have some cookies too?

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But Mum, I can't clean up my toys. I need to take them to Antarctica. It's important for me to play whenI'm there.


This monologue was produced spontaneously and without response from her mama at any point. She just kept going and going...

August 21, 2009

Mummy, when we're done with Turkey, we can go on some airplanes to Mongolia and ask the Ice Lady to make us some snow cones.

August 17, 2009

When I get bigger, I can have some booze with you and Daddy. We can have everything about booze!

August 16, 2009

A month after returning to Turkey:

Mummy, I don't think we're in Canada anymore.

August 4, 2009

When I grow up, I can wear your nice pyjamas. When you get small, you can wear my nice pyjamas!