Friday, November 8, 2013
Me: Imogen, where did you learn that? Do you know that saying something you don't like is gay can hurt people's feelings?
Imogen: What people?
Me: Gay people.
Imogen: Oh, like Laurie.
Me: Yes. And probably all the other gay people you know.
Imogen: I don't know any other gay people.
Clearly a massive parenting fail!
Imogen: I can't wait to start reading the next Incorrigible Children book. It's the last one and then we'll be finished!
Me: Actually, the author is still writing more Incorrigible Children books, so we may have more to read yet.
Imogen: What?!? The author is alive???
Imogen: I didn't know authors could be alive! I thought they were all dead.
Saturday, November 2, 2013
Imogen: MamaJen, you can have anything you want from my Hallowe'en candy. Anything except one chocolate bar that has a black kitty on it.
MamaJen: Oh yes, that must be special.
Imogen: Yes it is. I have always wanted it. Everything else is on limits.
Guess that's the opposite of off limits?