Tuesday, May 29, 2012

May 29, 2012

Imogen: This book called Lucy a beagle but actually, they're wrong.

Me: Why are the wrong?

Imogen: Because she's a PUPPY.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

May 24, 2012

Me: Jen! Get away from the sink! I am doing the dishes!

Jen: No way, man.

Me: Listen you. I'm not letting you do the dishes again. Stop being a jerk and let me in there. Now! Move it!

Imogen: Kim! Be nice to my stepmom!

Monday, May 21, 2012

May 21, 2012

Imogen: When I die, can you bury me with my favourite things? I will miss you very much.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

May 15, 2012

Imogen: Guess what?  I just saw a bug that looks like a bee.  It was like the bug in my bedroom.  But guess what?  I didn't freak out!  Not even a little bit.  Everything is okay, Mum.  Don't worry.

Monday, May 14, 2012

May 14, 2012

We had dinner, by Imogen's request, at The Dish And The Runaway Spoon. She eagerly placed her order.

Server: So, how's your mac n' cheese, hon?

Imogen: Actually, it's kind of gross.

The server scored huge points for immediately assessing and understanding the situation. She offered Imogen a grilled cheese sandwich.

And then...

Server: We've got three Aspies in my family. I totally get it. :)

Sunday, May 13, 2012

May 12, 2012

Imogen: It's Mother's Day! Let me give you a hug and a kiss!

Me: Okay, thank you!

Imogen: See, you got what you wanted. It's a dream come true for you, Mummy!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

May 2, 2012

Me: Nanny called to say she's stopping by to bring you some very exciting bread.

Imogen: But... that's not even... a thing!