April 30, 2010

Tanis (babysitter): What's your middle name Immy?

Immy: The Eiffel Tower in Paris, France. Silly Tanis.

April 28, 2010

Mummy, you look after these domim... domimin... domi... you look after these number things and make sure Julius doesn't eat them. I'll take care of the jaguar.

April 22, 2010

Imogen, staring at her bowl of (requested) peas:

Come on, peas. Auntie Jenny and Fred are coming over soon and you don't get to play with them unless you are in Imogen's tummy.

April 19, 2010

Mummy, I think we need to buy a net so we can catch my cold.

April 14, 2010

Imogen, to her Nanny (grandma):

Your breast looks like an eagle.

April 5, 2010

Me: Imogen, here's the sheep; come pet the sheep.

Imogen: I can't pet the sheep, my tooth fell out and it's in my hand.

April 4, 2010

Imogen's version of Buzz Lightyear's line:

To insanity, and beyond!

April 3, 2010

Mummy, I am mixing my candies like fruit salad. It's nice to make fruit salad with candies because candies are yummier than fruit.

April 2, 2010

Me: Soon the Easter Bunny will come for a visit.

Imogen: Don't be ridiculous. There's no such thing as an Easter Bunny. There's only an Easter Kangaroo.