June 3, 2011

Imogen, in her sweet, sing-songy voice: I have my own penis now; I don't need my brother's anymore!

June 2, 2011

Imogen:  Mummy, for dessert I'm going to ride my bicycle.  But don't worry, I won't eat it.

Me:  Um, huh?

Imogen:  Mummy, sometimes dessert can be riding your bike or having a bubble bath.  It doesn't always have to be about eating sugary things.  For you, Mummy, it can be about drinking wine.