October 30, 2013

Imogen: I'm feeling sad.

Me: Why, honey?

Imogen: Because yesterday was National Cat Day and now it's going to be almost a whole year til it's National Cat Day again.

October 27, 2013

Walking along, Imogen stopped and picked up a rock.

Imogen: Yes! Now Hallowe'en is complete!

Me: Um, why is that?

Imogen, in a voice of utter disbelief: Because I have a rock I can paint like a pumpkin!

October 14, 2013

Imogen:  I do not have boobs, Mom; you have boobs. I have breasts.

A propos of nothing, this.

October 13, 2013

Imogen was watching the cats fight, paws flying.

Imogen: Mom, it looks like they're stimming!

October 10, 2013

Imogen: You and MamaJen are my favourite moms ever.

*pause*

Imogen: But don't get too excited because you're also my only moms.