February 17, 2013

Imogen: Can we plant popcorn in our backyard?

Me: No, it wouldn't work.

Imogen: You mean we can't plant these (holds up popcorn kernel) in our backyard???

Me: I'm afraid not.

Imogen: But they're popcorn SEEDS!

February 16, 2013 part deux

Imogen: Can we google 'paradise' and find out where it is? I heard it's really nice there and maybe we could go there for a vacation.

February 16, 2013

Imogen: I saw a really, really scary show at my dad's house.

Me: Uh oh. Are you okay?

Imogen: It was so scary that I had terrible nightmares.

Me: What show was it? Maybe you shouldn't watch it again?

Imogen: Care Bears.