December 5, 2009

Picking cutters for Xmas cookies:

We need a Christmas tree, candy canes, a snow pig, a Christmas tractor, and a cat.

December 3, 2009

Me: Don't hit your brother.

Imogen: You need to learn about a thing called fun.

November 30, 2009

Mum, when I was born in China, Julius was my little girl. We went to Mongolia and Russia to have noodles and DisneyWorld.

Julius is Imogen's little brother.

November 28, 2009

Mummy, I am not going to eat some chili. I will only eat some Brazil.

November 26, 2009

Mummy, I think the Tax peoples are not getting a sticker on their good behaviour chart.

November 24, 2009

Mummy, can I have something spicy that I don't like so I can have a treat?

October 17, 2009

Mummy, when you were a baby, I used to play with your penis.