Imogen: Mummy, if you do very naughty things, I will have to put you in a time out and say, "You are never, ever allowed to have fun again."
Me: Wow, that seems very harsh, Imogen. Is that what you think I'm saying to you when you have a time out?
Imogen: No, when you tell me to have a time out you say, "Imogen, you need to take a little break."
Me: That's right, I do say that. So where did no fun ever again come from?
Imogen: That's because fun is only for kids.
Did someone show my kid the Trix commercial when I wasn't looking???