Imogen: Mummy! I just haved a great idea!
Me: Oh yeah, what's that?
Imogen: I want to get some special dirty bathtub dishes for Jen for her birthday!
Imogen: Yes, Mummy, special dirty bathtub dishes that she can wash all by herself in the bathtub.
Me: That sounds like a very, um, unique gift, Imogen.
Imogen: It is very unique and also Jen is going to love it! She will like my present the best.
Me: Um, yeah.
Imogen. Dirty bathtub dishes are the BEST!!!
By this point in the conversation, Imogen was hopping from leg to leg and waving her arms wildly with excitement. Why didn't I have my phone nearby to capture the giddiness?!?