MamaJen and I were being silly in the kitchen while cooking, laughing over funny things that had transpired earlier in the day.
Imogen joined us in the kitchen with a bit of a scowl on her face.
Imogen: What's for dinner?
MamaJen: We got a pepperoni pizza for you.
Me: But we'll put other things on it too.
Imogen: What?! Why??? (Imogen likes pepperoni alone, nothing else ever, period.)
Me: Yes, we'll put on some spinach...
Me, still silly: And some dog poop... and we'll even fart on it!
(Imogen is really into potty humour right now... it's not my usual style, I was going for a laugh...)
Imogen: Hey! You're kidding! You wouldn't really put spinach on my pizza!