Imogen: Mum, we read Calling Dr. Amelia Bedelia today and it was so funny!
Me: Oh yeah? What was funny?
Imogen: Well, a man called Amelia Bedelia and said his nose was hurting on the bridge so she said, "then get off the bridge!"
Me: Yup, that's pretty funny.
Imogen: Yeah, because Amelia Bedelia just never understands anything and she thought the man was standing on a bridge like a bridge on a road but really he meant he was standing on a bridge like the dentist put in my mouth.
Me: Um, actually...