March 31, 2013

Playing The Game of Things with Imogen.

March 30, 2013

Me: Hey! Do you want to watch Saturday morning cartoons?

Imogen: Yes!!!! Can we watch the IMAX Deep Sea Adventure documentary?!

March 29, 2013

Imogen: Mom, do you know what Easter Saturday is actually called?

Me: No, what?

Imogen: Passover.

March 6, 2013

Imogen: When I grow up, I might marry another girl and have babies.

Me: Oh yeah?

Imogen: But I think she should HAVE the babies and I'll be a mommy. You know, like I'll be Not Daena.

March 4, 2013

Imogen lost a tooth at school today. It broke in two during the transport home.

Imogen: I have to put my tooth, my tooths, under the pillow for the tooth fairy.

MamaJen: Can we just skip that and give you the money now?

Imogen: Sure! I can get money from you and from the tooth fairy!!! Hmm, maybe you can give me money for one half and she can give me money for the other half.

March 1, 2013

Imogen was doing her homework. She had an assortment of letters and needed to arrange them into words.

Imogen: Mom, is G-A-N a word?

Me: No.  But what if you added that "I"?

Imogen: Then I could make gain!

Me: Do you know what that means?

Imogen: Yes, it means, like, look at my mother gain weight. My teacher told me that.

Thanks a lot, mass, public education. Grrrr.