Imogen was doing her homework. She had an assortment of letters and needed to arrange them into words.
Imogen: Mom, is G-A-N a word?
Me: No. But what if you added that "I"?
Imogen: Then I could make gain!
Me: Do you know what that means?
Imogen: Yes, it means, like, look at my mother gain weight. My teacher told me that.
Thanks a lot, mass, public education. Grrrr.
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