Imogen: Mom, I think you're going to vote Don Iveson for Mayor.
Me: Oh yeah, why do you think that?
Imogen: Because you have a "vote Don Iveson for Mayor" sign in front of our house.
Me: I do. Good noticing.
Imogen: What does vote mean?
Me: (long explanation of the municipal electoral process you don't want to hear.)
Imogen: What's a Don Iveson?