Imogen: That's so gay.
Me: Imogen, where did you learn that? Do you know that saying something you don't like is gay can hurt people's feelings?
Imogen: What people?
Me: Gay people.
Imogen: Oh, like Laurie.
Me: Yes. And probably all the other gay people you know.
Imogen: I don't know any other gay people.
Clearly a massive parenting fail!