Imogen: Mummy, if a little squirrel was in trouble, it might say to me, "help me, human!" And I would say to it, "little squirrel, I will save you."
Imogen: Yes, and then, if the squirrel is parachuting, I will catch it. And if it is falling off a waterfall, I will row my boat to it and save it.
Me: You are a very, very kind and helpful person, Imogen.
Imogen: Actually, I am a kind and helpful HUMAN, Mummy.