Imogen: When you're 100 do you die?
Me: Most people die before they're 100.
Imogen: I don't want to die.
Me: You probably won't die for a very long time.
Imogen: Well, when I die I want to become a vampire.
Me: Oh really?
Imogen: Yes. Because then I will be dead-alive for infinity forever.
Me: What about the part where you have to drink people's blood?
Imogen: Mommy! Why do you have to ruin everything?