Me: Imogen, do you know what you would like for your birthday? You've told me about what you want for your party, so we've booked that, but what kind of present would you like?
Imogen: I would like a ball of string, Mummy.
Me: A ball of string?
Imogen: Yes, a ball of string. That is what I would like.
Friday, July 30, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
July 29, 2010 Round Two
Imogen: Mummy, these mosquitoes are driving me to acorns!
Me: Yup, they're driving me nuts too, kiddo.
Imogen: But why do they have to keep driving me and driving me and driving me? I hate acorns!!!
Me: Yup, they're driving me nuts too, kiddo.
Imogen: But why do they have to keep driving me and driving me and driving me? I hate acorns!!!
July 29, 2010
Imogen: Mummy, my brother is a boy brother.
Me: Yes, that's true.
Imogen: But I want a girl brother.
Me: Why's that, honey?
Imogen: Well, because Oliver is a girl brother and he is more fun. He still has a yucky penis like Julius does, but he's also a girl. That's why I love him.
Me: Yes, that's true.
Imogen: But I want a girl brother.
Me: Why's that, honey?
Imogen: Well, because Oliver is a girl brother and he is more fun. He still has a yucky penis like Julius does, but he's also a girl. That's why I love him.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
July 28, 2010
Imogen: I'm gonna marry Mulan and Cinderella and Belle and Aurora and Snow White. No, actually Mum, you have to marry Snow White, okay?
Me: Okay. Why do I have to marry her?
Imogen: Because I want her to be my better mum.
Me: I see.
Imogen: And I'm not going to marry Ariel, okay Mum?
Me: Okay. Why's that?
Imogen: That's because I really don't want to turn into a mermaid.
Me: Okay. Why do I have to marry her?
Imogen: Because I want her to be my better mum.
Me: I see.
Imogen: And I'm not going to marry Ariel, okay Mum?
Me: Okay. Why's that?
Imogen: That's because I really don't want to turn into a mermaid.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
July 27, 2010, Round Two
Imogen, leaving a message on her grandad's voicemail: Hi Grandad, it's Imogen. And Imogen is leaving a message and it says that Imogen loves you. That's all.
Me: That was very nice, Imogen.
Imogen: Yes, I told Grandad that I need him to look after Jude so we can go on the ferris wheel at Fort Edmonton Park.
Me: That was very nice, Imogen.
Imogen: Yes, I told Grandad that I need him to look after Jude so we can go on the ferris wheel at Fort Edmonton Park.
July 27, 2010
Imogen: Last night when I was sleeping then there was lots of ambulances and firetrucks and school buses.
Me: Oh yes, I heard the sirens too. I didn't know there were school buses though.
Imogen: Oh yes, lots of school buses.
Me: Did you see them out your window?
Imogen: No, Mum. I heard their sirens going wooo-wooo. That was how I knowed it was school buses and ambulances and firetrucks.
Me: Oh yes, I heard the sirens too. I didn't know there were school buses though.
Imogen: Oh yes, lots of school buses.
Me: Did you see them out your window?
Imogen: No, Mum. I heard their sirens going wooo-wooo. That was how I knowed it was school buses and ambulances and firetrucks.
Monday, July 26, 2010
July 26, 2010
Mummy, I'm making the very best rainbow picture of New Zealand because that's where all the best rainbows are. And also because I love flags and rainbows and Zealands but not the old ones.
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