Imogen: I'm gonna marry Mulan and Cinderella and Belle and Aurora and Snow White. No, actually Mum, you have to marry Snow White, okay?
Me: Okay. Why do I have to marry her?
Imogen: Because I want her to be my better mum.
Me: I see.
Imogen: And I'm not going to marry Ariel, okay Mum?
Me: Okay. Why's that?
Imogen: That's because I really don't want to turn into a mermaid.