Imogen, whilst seated on the toilet: I don't think my poos want to come out of my bum, Mum. They just want to hang out in there and read the newspaper.
Me: Oh Immy, you are too funny! Where did you hear that?
Imogen, tapping her forehead: I heard it all right here inside my own head.
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I told GC about this one, and now every single time he goes to the washroom, if he doesn't poo, he makes the same joke! Imogen should be careful of joke thieves. ;-)
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