Imogen: I put the spoons on the table, Mummy.
Me: Aw, thanks Imogen. We actually don't need spoons tonight, but that was so nice and thoughtful of you.
Imogen: I'm sorry, Mummy.
Me: Oh sweetie, you don't need to be sorry at all! You didn't do anything wrong. You were being so nice and helpful! That's wonderful!
Imogen: No Mummy, that's not why I'm sorry. I'm sorry because you have to use the spoon because I said so.
I swear I do NOT speak to her like that. Ack!!!