In the change room at the pool after a glorious swimming extravaganza:
Imogen: Ollie, that is the cutest penis I have ever seen!
(Ollie looks baffled.)
Imogen: My brother's penis is the best in the whole world.
I am SO glad that it was Ollie's Mama who was with us for this. She's about the only person I know who could laugh instead of discretely dialing children's services...