Imogen: Mum, I think that Tinkerbelle might throw up.
Me: Oh no, we'd better get her to the bathroom so she does it in the toilet!
Imogen: Mum, Tinkerbelle is a toy. She can't really throw up. And if she did, she would rather pee in the toilet anyway. Except that it's hard for her to sit on the potty. I think maybe she needs a Turkish toilet. That will be easier for her.
Me: I thought you said she was a toy?
Imogen: Toys only can pee and poo, not puke.